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Things People Said: Courtroom Quotes

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:07:00 -0500

Lawyer: What happened then?
Witness: He told me, he says, “I have to kill you because you can identify me.”
Lawyer: Did he kill you?
Witness: No.

(via RC)

Tiger, lion and bear form unusual friendship Rescued eight years...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:55:08 -0500

Tiger, lion and bear form unusual friendship

Rescued eight years ago during a police drugs raid in Atlanta, Georgia, the three friends were only cubs at the time and barely two months old.

They had been kept as status symbol pets by the drug barons.

Delivered to the Noah’s Ark animal rescue centre in Locust Grove, Georgia, the decision was made to keep the youngsters together….

(via maorinette)

Duh. It’s a shovel. (via ronworkman, theyahooanswers,...

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:56:07 -0500

Duh. It’s a shovel.

(via ronworkman, theyahooanswers, submitted by mmwhatchasay)

"I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn’t."

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:42:36 -0500

“I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn’t.”

- Unknown (via bitchville)

Amazing striped iceberg shots by Norwegian sailor Oyvind Tangen,...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:17:00 -0500

Amazing striped iceberg shots by Norwegian sailor Oyvind Tangen, taken 1,700 miles south of Cape Town (via Black*Eiffel)

Hee, the top one looks like melting peppermint ice cream… mm, global warming.

"i think this is the beginning of the end"

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:00:51 -0500

“i think this is the beginning of the end”

- EL on Google Wave

Youtube presents “Baby Hot Rod Asian...

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:47:40 -0500

Youtube presents “Baby Hot Rod Asian Dance”.

quidmeanxiussum:

Makes more sense if you’ve seen Hot Rod (or watch this), but aww-inducing either way.

ronworkman: lickystickypickyme: This is PERFECT for someone...

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:59:09 -0500

ronworkman:

lickystickypickyme:

This is PERFECT for someone who lives in Hell, like meself.
It doesn’t rain much and the BEST sound to have while you’re chilling on your bed is that of rain.

Check it here

Note from Ron: I can’t believe I am typing this, but I fell asleep earlier while listening to this. I went into a coma. It really seemed to help. I even had a dream about Hillary Duff, and those are hard to come by.

No Heat

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:55:00 -0500

The powers that be wisely conserve energy when 3/4ths of the school leaves for Thanksgiving. The remaining 1/4th freezes its collective butt off.

So I wrote a completely original song about it.

Tell me how I’m supposed to live with no heat?
Can’t live, can’t live with no heat
It’s how I feel when they shut off the heat
There’s no heat, no heat

Got me out here in the Northeast so cold
Tell me how I’m gon’ sleep with no heat?
If it ain’t warm I just can’t sleep
There’s no heat, no heat

No heat, heat
No heat, heat
No heat, heat
No heat, heat

Ah wintertime… (via jingc)

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:34:57 -0500

Ah wintertime…

(via jingc)

"There should be a FUCK YEAH BABIES IN PUFFY COATS! tumblr."

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:54:00 -0500

“There should be a FUCK YEAH BABIES IN PUFFY COATS! tumblr.”

- KM

accidentalfresh: verdict: accidental happy thanksgiving fresh.

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:20:00 -0500

accidentalfresh:

verdict: accidental happy thanksgiving fresh.

Designer Harc Lee has created a “naked” Coca Cola can that...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:23:00 -0500

Designer Harc Lee has created a “naked” Coca Cola can that forfeits Coke’s typical bold red and white stripes in favor of au naturale silver. Created without using any paints or dyes, the new design could greatly reduce pollution and energy use associated with producing and recycling soda cans. (via Inhabitat)

Sexy.

JUDY, EVA, AND VIVIAN FTW!!

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:18:13 -0500

Can we pause for a minute and recognize just how much win is in the room?

Sunday morning. Judy calls with incredible news. She’s won a Rockefeller to study food culture in Peru, and Eva discovers she’ll be off to Oxford as a Rhodes Scholar. My (terrible) beer pong partner is a Rhodes scholar.

Monday afternoon. Vivian texts, she just got a call from Harvard Law admissions and has earned a spot in the class of 2013. I pee my pants in class.